Thirteen for December 22nd

Thirteen Lessons Learned by Marie, the week before Christmas 1.  My grocery store now carries Seafood Sauce, rather than Cocktail Sauce. They are the same thing. According to the seafood guy, the change has only caused confusion. This made me chuckle; he didn't think it was funny. Why change a perfectly good product name? 2. I tasted a spinach dip at the grocery store -- 18 grams of fat per 2 Tbsp. I commented on this to the taste-test lady. She very matter-of-factly responded, "Well, it's the holidays you know." Good thing I ran into her; now I know why I can barely zip my jeans these days. 3. It is very hard to coordinate a lunchtime get-together for 6 ladies at any time; it is nearly impossible during the week before Christmas. It's worth the effort though. 4. It is December 22nd, and we don't have a tree yet. I bet there will be a great selection when we go out to get one! 5. Gmail used to be my friend in the spam department. A LOT of spam has been getting through lately though.  Santa - make them stop!! 6. Life will go on after The Apprentice. Somehow.  Randal is the man! 7. A nectarine goes in the toe of the Christmas stocking (according to my husband). Fortunately we have lots of nectarines. 8. You can buy ham in every size, shape, and variety right now. I didn't buy a ham, but the ground turkey I usually buy was dislocated to accommodate a huge selection of hams. 9. Did you know that they sell orange juice at the dollar store?  It doesn't taste good. No surprise, huh? 10. I don't recommend shopping at the dollar store, at lunchtime, a few days before Christmas. At least not at the one near me. It smells like a giant fart. Every aisle. Every corner of the store. I kid you not. People, just take a moment and step outside to relieve yourselves. Everything will still be $1 when you go back in. Really. 11. This is probably our last Christmas of oblivion with our son. He'd be thrilled to get just a new Matchbox car this year. I'm guessing he'll be completely blown away by the piles of gifts. Gotta get that video camera ready! 12. Small children in snowsuits, scarves, hats, mittens, and boots are positively one of my favorite winter sights. 13. There is no official marker other than Christmas morning, that indicates the end of Christmas shopping. Have you ever noticed that you need to pick up "just one more thing?" Maybe it's just me... Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy New Year to everyone! Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1.   Leanne 2.  MommaK

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[colleen]

Did you put your tree up tonight? Thanks for stopping by.

[Holly]

Oh... the dollar store one... TOO funny!!! My sides hurt!!

Enjoy Christmas with the little guy... it'll be magical. Merry Christmas Marie!

[Caryn]

Great list! Your part about the dollar store was cracking me up. And it's true--it feels like you never finish Christmas shopping; you simply give up.

My thirteen are up. (Have been for a while, but it's taking me a bit to visit everyone.)

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[raehan]

That's a very sweet list, Marie.

Now tell me. Are things really $1 in the dollar store?

[Marie]

Yes, Raehan,... yes they are! Sometimes 2/$1... You MUST check out the dollar store! It is a cultural experience!! ;-)